1. Eli Whitney's Flesh Eating Mistake/Never Look a Trojan Gift Horse in the Mouth

Time Squad tries to get Eli Whitney to invent the cotton gin instead of the robots. Then, the Greeks have filled the Trojan Horse with candy.

3. The Island of Doctor Freud/Daddio Da Vinci

Freud uses hypnotism to turn his patients into animals. Then, Time Squad discovers Da Vinci has gone beatnik.

5. Dishonest Abe/Blackbeard, Warm Heart

Honest Abe is tired of being a goody-goody. Then, Blackbeard has forsaken robbing ships and turned his attention to saving whales.

6. To Hail with Caesar/Robin and Stealin with Mr. Hood

Emperor Caesar is a slob, and Rome is in ruins. Then, Time Squad discovers Robin Hood is stealing from the poor and giving to the rich.

7. If It's Wright, It's Wrong/Recruitment Ad/Killing Time

Time Squad try to cajole the Wright brothers into inventing a flying machine, dropping hints here and there.

9. Every Poe Has a Silver Lining/Betsy Ross Flies Her Freak Flag

Time Squad discovers Poe is penning greeting cards and children's books. Then, American flag-sewer Betsy Ross has turned her back on the revolution.

11. Kubla Khan't/Lewis & Clark & Larry

They tyrannical world conqueror is avoiding his destiny. Then, Time Squad zaps in just as America's most famous explorers are calling it quits.

13. Houdini Whodunit?!/Feud for Thought

Harry Houdini focuses his talents on crime rather than show business. Then, the most famous feud in history isn't going the way it was supposed to.