1. Junk in the Trunk

Rachael Leigh Cook smashes more than eggs in her latest anti-heroin public service announcement. Optimus Prime falls prey to prostate cancer.

2. Nutcracker Sweet

Voltron engages in an old-school dance-off in "You Got Robo-Served." Testicles are terrorized in "Ode to the Nut Shot."

3. Gold Dust Gasoline

The animals Noah left behind try to survive the flood in their very own ark. Enjoy instant nostalgia with "That '00s Show."

4. Plastic Buffet

America sends Harrison Ford into space to take out a killer asteroid in "Meteorgeddon." Household animals take to the slopes for "Winter Pet Games."

5. Toyz in the Hood

The tooth fairy stumbles into murder in "Tooth and Consequences." The world's most terrifying supervillains get stuck in traffic.

6. Vegetable Fun Fest

The Teen Titans strengthen their roster by adding Beavis and Butt-head. Travel back in time to witness Benny Hill's funeral.

7. A Piece of the Action

A teenage girl gets a fashion makeover in "Pimp My Sister." "Debbie Does Dallas" gets retold with cheap puppets in "Exhausted Budget Theater."

8. The Deep End

Seven of the world's greatest heroes stop being polite -- and start getting real -- in "The Real World: Metropolis."

9. S&M Present

The last surviving member of NSYNC, Joey Fatone, must avenge his murdered bandmates in a deadly martial arts tournament.

10. Badunkadunk

The life of the Incredible Hulk is profiled in "Hollywood Spotlight." The Masters of the Universe are rocked by a Paris Hilton-style sex tape.

11. Toy Meets Girl

William Shatner's toupee has adventures the action star can only dream of. Heaven's not all it's cracked up to be in "Can We Handle the Truth?"

12. Midnight Snack

"The World's Most One-Sided Fistfights" gets wild at Mardi Gras. Benjamin Franklin takes on historical figures in "Educational Wrestling Federation."

13. Atta Toy

Scandalous Hollywood news and gossip get the Pat O'Brien treatment. The Smurfs are terrorized by a serial killer in "Murder in Smurf Town X."

14. Joint Point

Sailor Moon encounters a bone-chilling villain. A nerd wins a date with famous actress Scarlett Johansson.

15. Kiddie Pool

Michael Knight's talking car gets wild in "KITT's Day Out." A brawl rocks a nursing home in "Grandma Fu." Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen fight a dragon.

16. Nightmare Generator

The classic film "Jaws" gets a special edition DVD. The A-Team solves its problems with maximum firepower and minimal intelligence.

17. Operation Rich in Spirit

A video dating experience takes a turn for the worst. An Oriental massage also takes a turn for the worst.

18. Adultizzle Swizzle

It's "Alien vs. Predator" on the battleground of love in a special episode of "First Date." See what the future holds in "Carousel of Tomorrow."

19. That Hurts Me

Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich remake Godzilla -- again. A crime-fighting monkey saves monkeys from a monkey supervillain.

20. The Black Cherry

Napoleon Dynamite pops up as a famous figure from history. Fizzing candy has terrible repercussions for young Mikey.

21. Robot Chicken Christmas Special

Robot Chicken presents its first Christmas special, where nothing and no one is sacred.